For those who remember schools and colleges programming when you were at home sick from school with a fever. And was mine the only school that subjected children to slide shows of burns victims before bonfire night?
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
My personal favorites were "Take Your Pills Like Mummy and Daddy Do" or "Infections: Gift from God?"
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