Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay."
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Tuesday, 5 February 2013
Scarfolk Primary School maths book
Here is a page from Scarfolk Primary School's maths book for 6 to 7 year olds. It was taken out of the curriculum in 1979.
This is pure genius. You are a genius, whoever you are.
ReplyDeleteI discovered Scarfolk tonight, but now I am starting to wonder if it discovered me. What dark forces compelled me here? I need to thank them.
ReplyDeletenow I know who to blame. Must tell my therapist. Hallelujah! I'm cured
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