"If you are accosted by a stranger in the park always negotiate and clearly state your terms upfront."
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
Remember children, It's best to not get in the van unless the stranger offers candy or money. Preferably candy.
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