Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay."
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Saturday, 25 May 2013
Sex, Sex, Sex 1978 (Part II)
Here's another page from the 1978 biology textbook taught in Scarfolk schools. This time it's about female reproduction.
The youth of Scarfolk should be grateful for this information, rather than having to learn a wildly distorted version of it on the the streets as I did.
Now I need towels. And quicklime. A great deal of quicklime.
This probably explains why my childbirth experience went so horribly awry. My copy had a typo. I see now that it is not "mid wife" but "mad wife." Oh well. You live (and almost die) and learn.
The youth of Scarfolk should be grateful for this information, rather than having to learn a wildly distorted version of it on the the streets as I did.
ReplyDeleteNow I need towels. And quicklime. A great deal of quicklime.
I'll never be able to look at my wife's flozinge in the same way again.
ReplyDeleteI won't be able to look at your wife's flozinge in the same way again either.
DeleteNo, because it's been removed from the HotTottyFlozinge website.
DeleteThis probably explains why my childbirth experience went so horribly awry. My copy had a typo. I see now that it is not "mid wife" but "mad wife." Oh well. You live (and almost die) and learn.
ReplyDeleteVery clear. Now I can put a name on everything.
ReplyDeleteBut what happened to this half-women to be shaped like that ?
That’s pretty much how I understand it as a female...
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