Scarfolk is 5 years old. Thank you to all who became residents and joined in the community activities. Which is your favourite post?
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
> Which is your favourite post?
ReplyDeleteTrick question: opinions are an offense punishable by scarfolk law.
Witches? There are witches in Scarfolk? And witches are NOT my favorite post.
ReplyDeleteHow time flies when it doesn't.
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Memory chemicals I think is a stroke of genius , probably because ....
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ReplyDeleteFavorite post? All of them!
ReplyDeleteBy far the surveillance suppository one ��. I put it up in the office and it was ages before anyone paid attention to it and got the joke.
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations. You have now passed your probationary period, and we are extending your Interwebbing License until such time as the authorities deem otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all Scarfolk policies, procedures and laws. I have re-read them for more information. I am a robot. I am not anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't praise one over the others... dangerous...
ReplyDeleteMy favourite post is the Hanging Post down at the end of Tuppen Lane, where many a heart-broken lad or lass went to "show them all".
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You are a treasure.
I love them all, but if I have to choose ... it's Bastard Lanes.
ReplyDeleteVisiting Scarfolk has enriched my life, and convinced me that having an opinion is wasteful and inconvenient. Scarfolk makes my life complete.
ReplyDeleteScarfolk is shock humour done perfectly right.
ReplyDeleteHas to be Kak and the Don't Campaign! Although there are sooo many good ones to choose from!
ReplyDeleteHow to pick a favorite? My only wish is to meet the gentile folk of Scarfolk Council
ReplyDeleteEverything is great but my favourite is "Mindborstal".
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Makes me laugh every time I see it. Especially the blurred background picture of kid on the right.
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I think I was raised in Scarfolk, when I was a child I didn't have an imagination so I had to rent an imaginary friend from the Scarfolk hangman and though I was told to avoid that strange man I struggled as he was also my father, I say 'was' but he is still alive or at least I think he is, he hasn't left the shed in two years and that shed is starting to smell really bad.
ReplyDeleteChoosing a favourite exhibits enjoyment. Such blatant and shocking expression of unwanted emotions is prohibited most strenuously.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the people bow down to the Queen, whatever Scarfolk is about is fine to me. I started preschool in 1977 and thankfully I am an American. We would never let this kind of thing happen in our country. God Save the Queen! And President Donald Trump! Or something. I'm getting confused now.
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