Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
Well, that is certainly a relief.
ReplyDeleteMild fevers are normal. There is no need to be alarmed.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem of following you via RSS is that there are no funny comments bellow, which, after catching 7 years of posts, it's sorely missed...
ReplyDeleteThere's an RSS feed for comments too! If you change "posts" to "comments" in the URL you get a comments feed.
DeleteEver since the Tesla Light Pack ® came out, I've been freed to walkabout town with my ventilator.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Elon!
ME: bellows funny comment
ReplyDeleteI think you're working with them, if not for them.
ReplyDeleteDon’t PANIC. Never SURRENDER. Don’t be a PUSSY. IF. YOU. SEE. KAY. , YOU keep your distances. The authorities are sweeter than your favorite teddy bear, they are not asking you to OBEY THE MASTER. DON’T EVEN THINK this for a second. Every trouble will pASS, HOLy grails are already glowing at the corner of the street. THERE IS NO SUCH A THING AS skulls, YOU know, it’s geometry stuff for primary school.
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why the fuck is there a human skull in the background
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing to worry about. Death is a perfectly natural part of life. Apparently,So is huge amounts of people rapidly perishing of a virulent contagious illness that could have been prevented by the authorities. So don't worry,All is well!
DeleteI dunno man, it’s really strange to see something cryptic on this blog
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