Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
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Thursday, 15 December 2016
Disposable Children Bags
Discarded children were a serious problem in 1970s Scarfolk. Adults who had decided against parenthood, whether for reasons of finance or boredom, would dump their offspring in sacks by roadsides or in laybys.
Hungry children who had not been given the required sedative dosages often chewed their way out of the sacks and wandered into speeding traffic. Not only did these unwanted children cause hours of unnecessary delays to motorists, but a study showed that discarded children were responsible for close to a million pounds worth of damage to car bonnets, bumpers and windscreens in 1974 alone.
From January 1975, any 'Bag Baby' (as they came to be known) involved in a road accident that incurred costs to motorists, risked a fine of up to £125.
The recycled bags were grim , usually the previous occupants had defecated in them and it was difficult dodging the shit. I longed for a clean bag.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for my Special Lucky bag prize for finding the "lucky brown sweet at the bottom of mine!" :( HUMPFF.
ReplyDeleteLucky bags......
ReplyDeleteCheck for wet leaves...
ReplyDeleteI prefer biodegradable non chewable burlap, old school but effective.
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