Here's your festive double issue of the Radio Times, which covers Christmas to the new year (or the end of time, whichever comes first.)
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
Friday, 23 December 2016
Radio Times Christmas Issue
Everyone at Scarfolk Council wishes you a very merry final Christmas before the inevitable apocalypse.
Here's your festive double issue of the Radio Times, which covers Christmas to the new year (or the end of time, whichever comes first.)
Learn more about the jolly apocalypse HERE.
Here's your festive double issue of the Radio Times, which covers Christmas to the new year (or the end of time, whichever comes first.)
What, nothing about a delicious, crusty cheese?
ReplyDeleteTotal genius Lord Scarfolk. Look forward to the same high standard for 2017. Whoops!
ReplyDeleteCome on things aren't that bad. Oh sorry, my mistake, yes they are. I think I'll move to Scarfolk
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DeleteAnything by Trevor Umbles is worth a watch. His series about using the toilet to dispose of unused organs made classic viewing...
ReplyDeleteIt's not easy getting a Hammond C3 round the u-bend but he managed it!
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ReplyDeleteDrum subtitles and also bass subtitles, Ceefax 888.
ReplyDeleteI have always wondered what happens in Scarfolk on New Year's Eve when the clock strikes 12.
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