This is the third and final post for Babies Awareness Week. We hope that the danger of Babies has now been fully conveyed to you.
Remember that the symptoms of Babies are not always visible. If you have been been bitten by a baby, toddler or even an adult under 4 feet 9 inches, always visit your doctor. If you do not receive medical attention within 74 years of being infected you risk suffering from the effects of aging and, ultimately, death.
"Don't smuggle death. It could save your life..."
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
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