He claimed the otherwordly visitors have been responsible for: irrigation, rockets, fax machines, polyester bed sheets, dental floss and cocktail umbrellas; not to mention genetic emotional states such as: the disappointment one has seeing the film adaptation of a favourite book and the amusement one feels when seeing a cat fall over.
According to Cage, there are also several significant changes due to mankind very soon. These include: Geo-spankhens (eta: 2017), colonspicers (2019) and the shame one feels for having eaten cabbage for so many years not realising that it's actually an animal (2032).
Oh. Well. "The Daily Mail" say it's okay, so who am I to question it?
ReplyDelete"M Danone" a quick read and you'll feel less bloated too!
ReplyDeleteI need this as a t-shirt, now, please.
ReplyDeleteI think this may be a hoax
ReplyDeleteI may need to share this with a discussion group I'm in...
ReplyDeleteI believe he followed this up with Arcades of the Gods, in which he postulated that life was in fact a video game, mainly because he felt he had strong evidence that god was play with his joystick each night.
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