Unfortunately, Scarfolk children were not interested in Ladybird books or the subjects that entertained and educated other British children. To meet their needs, the Scarfolk Book company created its own series of small hardback books. A selection of some of the more popular editions is below.
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
Thursday 19 March 2015
Scarfolk Children's Books (1970s)
This year it's 100 years since Ladybird books were first published. Generations of
children turned to these pocket-sized hardbacks for their favourite fairy tales,
but not only: They read sanitised, biased accounts of history's bloodiest
chapters, as well as the biographies of popular, cruel despots such as Genghis
Khan, Caligula and Queen Elizabeth II. They even learned how to make useless
objects from hazardous components and how to destroy imbecilic superstitions with rudimentary science.
Unfortunately, Scarfolk children were not interested in Ladybird books or the subjects that entertained and educated other British children. To meet their needs, the Scarfolk Book company created its own series of small hardback books. A selection of some of the more popular editions is below.
Unfortunately, Scarfolk children were not interested in Ladybird books or the subjects that entertained and educated other British children. To meet their needs, the Scarfolk Book company created its own series of small hardback books. A selection of some of the more popular editions is below.
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DeleteI had a copy of "Dealing with Radiation Sickness" in this series. Our legal guardian read it to us so often it fell apart. Memories.
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ReplyDeleteI just discovered this site searching for an old Ladybird Book Of Sex Education which I can remember from the early 70s so clearly that I can still picture the cover, but which all my friends say never existed and that I should get help. Your site has made all that unecessary. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteIt does exist, Lugodoc. We had a WI talk last year on Ladybird books and the speaker specifically mentioned it. I believe the book is called Your Body and it was from 1967.
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