Monday, 2 May 2016

May Day Celebrations


May Day is a perfect opportunity for the people of Scarfolk to rid the town of any surplus or redundant citizens. The Scarfolk Wicker Man will hold up to 100 people, with one space always reserved for the lucky winner of the compulsory town raffle.

5 comments:

  1. Can we have a Peckham Wicker Man? Artisan hewn and compulsory for all hipsters or craft brewers who wholesale their elder flower lager, masquarading as beer.

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  2. The new video for Radiohead's Burn the Witch looks like it's been pirated from Scarfolk daytime children's television.

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  3. The sweet smell of sacrificial flesh,the shared joy of the local community honouring it's pagan heritage and traditions and Ingrid Pitt in your bath after a hard days debauched worship. A wonderful time of year for all the family.

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  4. I have recently heard that someone in Scarfolk actually went to restaurant that had Chianti, and they took the bottle home and hung it in their house. I really must meet them, they sound very exciting. Does anyone in Scarfolk know who they are? I hope the restaurant they went too wasn't too far outside Scarfolk or they will probably have got rabies. There's exciting and just plain dangerous.

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  5. What happened to the weekly Town Square beheadings?

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