In 1972, Scarfolk Council decided that the "presumption of innocence before being proven guilty" was a bit too presumptuous.
A council spokesperson said that "such legal bureaucracy completely ignores the rights of guilty people who want to be legally recognised as guilty but have either committed a crime that has unfortunately gone undetected, or are, through no fault of their own, awaiting trials which could take many months, even years to rightfully establish their guilt.
The spokesman also pointed out that people may be guilty of actions that are not yet considered crimes and underlined the importance of recognising these people’s culpability to ensure peace of mind.
In the spring of 1973, the government's propaganda department launched a campaign that promoted guilt as a desirable attribute. It was so successful that many people feared they might not be guilty enough and committed horrific crimes to nurture in themselves feelings of self-worth and wellbeing.
The campaign featured a policeman whose nickname was "PC Fang". Allegedly, he had the ability to instil a deep sense of guilt in even the most innocent citizens. Some say he achieved this by using supernatural powers; others say he used a hammer.
A frame from a lost public information film that played at cinemas during the advertisements.
A T-shirt compulsorily worn by children.
of course the only question is 'where do i get the t-shirt'!
ReplyDeleteI'm a child, when can I be compulsed with one of those shirts?
ReplyDeleteAnd so we find out where 2000AD got the inspiration from Judge Death from.
ReplyDeleteNow, about putting those T-Shirts up for sale...
That tshirt looks pretty cool! - John
ReplyDeleteWould it be possible to get the compulsorily T-shirt as a real one that can be worn?
ReplyDeleteNow I kinda want one of those T-shirts.
ReplyDeleteSomething almost Catholic about that approach.
ReplyDeleteI want that shirt
ReplyDeleteI would scour the Op Shops for one of those shirts but the staff have been rounded up for not stealing from the till.
ReplyDeleteI want that t-shirt. I want it, I need it.
ReplyDelete{;ease say this t-shirt is available in adult sizes....
ReplyDeleteT shirt please! Size l- where do I pay?
ReplyDeleteI need one for my child.
ReplyDeleteI've been scouring my local charity shops for one of these but to no avail. Would it be possible to buy one direct from the Council?
ReplyDelete2xl please - guilty of being a lard-arsed drain on the state.
ReplyDeleteIs the t shirt available on Amazon or Ebay?
ReplyDeleteLimited edition?
I wonder what sizes and the prices too
Can I have one in black?
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