As many of you know, a vaccination introduces a small amount of a virus to the body so that it may build up an immunity.
Scarfolk Council applied the same principle to preparing its employees for accidents in the workplace. For example, to prepare for the eventuality of falling from the roof of the seven storey council building, an employee, during a drill, would be thrown out of a low first floor window. In the case of a gas leak explosion, which could kill fifty people, only three employees would be terminated during the drill.
This method ensured that health and safety ideals were maintained to a high standard throughout the 1970s.
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Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
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In case of emergency, do what Kak does, don't.
ReplyDeleteIn case there's an unexpected bacon shortage, what should I use as a substitute for the sacrificial prayer pig? A hedgehog? A cat? Simon? Please advise.
ReplyDeleteIn case of pig shortage, use long pig.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I've been doing the excellency seat inwards this whole time. No wonder.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the information about emergency situation instruction. There should be some leaflets like these telling everyone what they should do in case of emergency.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Arnold Brame
In case there's an unexpected bacon shortage, what should I use as a substitute for the sacrificial prayer pig? A hedgehog? A cat? Simon? Please advise.
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