Before the 1970s, the idea of reprocessing human body parts had only been officially proposed once. In 1790, Arnold Bumb, an alchemist, necromancer and avid shopper, suggested that amputated human limbs be surgically spliced onto livestock to make them more efficient. His pamphlet "The Duck With My Wife's Foot" was very popular among agriculturists (and fetishists) of the time.
But it wasn't until the 1970s, when poverty levels were at their highest since the the second world war, that the government published a white paper proposing a solution to Britain's impending food deficit.
Since the advent of modern medicine, hospitals had been incinerating post-operative surgical and biological waste, and to many people this was considered both uneconomical and unethical. In the early 1970s, a nationwide study into the numbers of body parts amputated annually showed that there were enough discarded limbs, organs and even hair, to feed a county the size of Lancashire, as long as people supplemented their diet with fingernail biting, thumb sucking, and by popping over the border into Yorkshire for an occasional pub lunch.
The government's trial schemes were so successful that some hospitals, such as Royal Wimpy Infirmary, St. McDonalds General and North Findus Hospital shifted away from healthcare and became fully-fledged food processors and suppliers.
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
Tuesday 15 April 2014
"An End to Starvation?" (Pelican Books, 1973)
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Seems like quite a modest proposal.
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Soylet Green Is People!!!!!
ReplyDeleteChar grilled spleens with a pepper corn sauce are an amazing high calory dish that will satisfy a family of four quite easily.
ReplyDeleteGetting peckish.
ReplyDeleteDon't
DeleteI was number one in the Kensington Fried Ribs Hospital waiting list when I heard them eating a brand new kidney in the office ! I think that this experiment has to slow down a little bit.
ReplyDeleteI wander the same...
ReplyDeleteI would be worried about the medical effects of consuming human flesh. Does anyone remember Kuru?
ReplyDeleteThis was first mooted by Jonathan Dwift author of Gullivers Travels. Ageing Aunties Curried are quite Good.they smell at first.but use strong spices.and they are fine
ReplyDeleteJonathan Swift
DeleteIs this shit real??
ReplyDeleteDid you write this Michael? It's very funny, xXx
ReplyDeleteThe clues are there in the names: Findus = find us.
ReplyDeleteIf eating people is wrong, how come people are made of meat?
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