Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
I remember being given Sudocrem as a child to take away the lingering aftertaste of the Ajax.
ReplyDeletewas that the one with trillions added or have they only started that more recently?
ReplyDeleteTCP... WD40 for kids.
ReplyDelete